Favourite Sayings

Elvis · Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:54 pm Post subject: Favourite Sayings

I know theres another post on this somewhere but I" canny find it Jimmy"
last night on American idol Steve Tyler from Aerosmith let rip with a beauty that I felt I just had to share.
Hells fires are burning
save your matches,
F#%k a duck
and see what hatches.... Very Happy

radar · Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

Standard Police jargon when doing a radio check on bad guys is to state their date of birth as "hatched on"

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

"You can't fix stupid"

"Stupidity is genetic, you can't escape it"

"Trying is the first step to failure"

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness"

"Kill them all and let God sort them out"

"Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory."

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me."

"Do the unexpected, attack the unprepared."

"The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little."

Dimitri

PaulS · Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

"Pay attention or pay the consequences"
by a butterfly I once knew.

gelandangan · Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:22 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

" Those that says something cannot be done, should stop bothering those who are doing it ", Nikola Tesla

" Do, or do not. There is no try ", Yoda

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:31 am Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

"There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works." Will Rogers

In the 80's we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and bob Hope
Now we have Obama, No cash and No hope.

"Government always thinks everything is about leadership. It never is. It's about the people." - Standing Wolf

Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Very Happy

"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson

Spent most of my money on Guns, Woman & Booze. The rest I wasted...

Unless you're the lead sled dog the scenery never changes.

Suzanne · Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:32 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children.

The white man says, there is freedom and justice for all. We have had freedom and justice, and that is why we have been almost exterminated. We shall not forget this.

How smooth must be the language of the whites, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong like right.

When it comes time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.

Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives.

My absolute most favorite;
"You ask me to plow the ground. Shall I take a knife and tear my mother's bosom? Then when I die she will not take me to her bosom to rest.

"You ask me to dig for stones! Shall I dig under her skin for bones? Then when I die I cannot enter her body to be born again.

"You ask me to cut grass and make hay and sell it and be rich like white men, but how dare I cut my mother's hair?

"I want my people to stay with me here. All the dead men will come to life again. Their spirits will come to their bodies again. We must wait here in the homes of our fathers and be ready to meet them in the bosom of our mother."

I"ll quit now..don't want to offend...there are tons of very heart-felt speaches and quotes that I just love to hear over and over, like so many testaments to our existence.

Suz

Elvis · Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:43 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

I dont think anyone but a souless cad would be offended by such wise heartfelt words Suz.
its not the size of the dog in the fight
its the size of the fight in the dog.
beware the man who owns but 1 gun
he probably knows how to use it.

Arron · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:39 pm Post subject: Re: Favourite Sayings

"I wish I had his/her(insert item) and he/she had a feather up thier backside. Then we'd both be tickled!"

"Never been lost! Fearsome confused for two or three weeks; but NEVER lost!"

"Have you heard (insert name) was a test tube baby??? Apparently he/she wasn't worth a @#$% then!" (sorry for language, But I kinda like it!)

"Nuke it from orbit! It's the only way to be sure."

"It is hard to remember you are there to drain the swamp, when you are up to your backside in alligators!"

"We're like seven-eleven. We're not always doing business; BUT we're ALWAYS open."

"it is OK to be(insert whatever), just don't abuse it!" (This is a good one!)

There is MUCH one can learn from the "first nations" of this world. I kinda like the Canadian term for the Native cultures.