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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:42 pm    Post subject: Wishes Reply with quote
A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Wishes Reply with quote
Most politically slanted material makes me sick to my stomach. Thanks for making me smile, Vince!

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