Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority so try this one.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Kiwi, an Indonesian, a Yank, a German, a Peruvian, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Pakistani, a Tibetan, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, a Kazahk, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Afghan and a South African went to a night club.
The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai"
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)