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Drinking With an Aussie Gal
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:41 am    Post subject: Drinking With an Aussie Gal Reply with quote

Gotta Love the Aussie's


An Afghan, an Arab, and a Australian Sheila are In the same bar.

When the Afghan Finishes his beer, he throws his glass In the air, pulls
Out His pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Australia we have so many Illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'


God Bless Australia !!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:20 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking With an Aussie Gal Reply with quote

Cheers Good one Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:06 am    Post subject: Re: Drinking With an Aussie Gal Reply with quote

Now this one I got!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking With an Aussie Gal Reply with quote

Please send her more bullets. LOL

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Drinking With an Aussie Gal Reply with quote

jeh7mmmag wrote:
Please send her more bullets. LOL
Oh yeah baby, thats my kinda women Very Happy

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