A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take out the valves, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I'm finished, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1.5 million) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

touche.
very good chuckle.

Good one Trembles.

Cheers, Vince

I agree, a good one!!

The only difference between a doctor and a mechanic is that the doctor washes his hands after he pisses and a mechanic washes his hands before he pisses.

The tools that the doctor uses cost the same as mine and the hospital/shop owns the major [test] equipment.

aint that the truth, bushy

Bushy you nailed that one.