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The cost of a brain
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cbsweeney
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:04 am    Post subject: The cost of a brain Reply with quote

The cost of a brain

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain Reply with quote

Politicians' brain is the most expensive of all.

Brand new, never been used..

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:25 pm    Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain Reply with quote

gelandangan

The old saying (joke) is "what is the difference between a lawyer and a politician?"

Promotion (election) to congress.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:50 am    Post subject: Re: The cost of a brain Reply with quote

In Montana we can tell when it is very cold, when we see the lawyers walking down the street with thier hands in thier own pockets

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