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The cat in the hat on aging.
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robfromaz1977
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:24 am    Post subject: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote





I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
oh my what can I do?
my memory shrinks,
my hearing stinks,
no sense of smell,
I look like hell,
my mood is bad can you tell?
My body's drooping,
have trouble pooping,
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:21 pm    Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote

robfromaz, feeling a bit old today are we?

I flew over your next of the woods this week on my way to California. Beautiful country!! Do you hunt elk in AZ?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote

the day after thanksgiving
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
robfromaz, feeling a bit old today are we?

I flew over your next of the woods this week on my way to California. Beautiful country!! Do you hunt elk in AZ?

Yeah there is some beautiful country around here. As far as elk hunting, I go as often as the Game And Fish allows. The draw system here sucks so it can be several years between elk tags. I have been fortunate enough to have 5 tags in my life. First one was back in 1993. I have taken two bulls with archery gear with my biggest bull scoring just over 370. That was back in 2003. My avatar pic was made from a pic of that bull as a mount.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote

You have had some good success. Sorry you don't get drawn more as a resident. I'm just starting to try some elk hunting. Looking at northen NM. Lots to learn.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The cat in the hat on aging. Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Looking at northen NM. Lots to learn.

Try southern CO - over the counter tags are usually available for several units, unlike the other side of the State line.
Cheaper too.
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