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20yr headache
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Erny
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:23 am    Post subject: 20yr headache Reply with quote

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to
go and see a doctor.

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that
it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no
choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He
could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new
suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new
underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure...'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Aha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old...'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your
testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:38 am    Post subject: Re: 20yr headache Reply with quote

The tailor is a better doctor than the doctor.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: 20yr headache Reply with quote

HAA HAA HAA - just about pissed myself laughing.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:10 pm    Post subject: Re: 20yr headache Reply with quote

I told this joke 40yrs ago
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