Texas vs California

Vince · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:00 pm Post subject: Texas vs California

I didn't know if I should post this in the JOKE Section or here in Spam-O-Rama...then I re-read it and figured that it really ain't a joke...its most likely true...so here it is:

Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog:

California :
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.

#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.

#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.

#8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.

#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

Texas:
#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging.

And we wonder why California is BROKE…

Cheers, Vince

Pumpkinslinger · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Texas vs California

Vince, I don't know it you heard about that but the gov. of Texas actually did shoot a coyote that was coming at his dog while they were jogging a couple weeks ago. As I understand it he pulled his concealed Ruger LCP and dropped the offender with one shot. I think he'll get my vote for President if he ever decides to run!

Vince · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: Texas vs California

Awesome.

At least you guys know that you won't have an ANTI in Office.

Cheers, Vince

slimjim · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: Texas vs California

Media tried to twist things to say he broke some laws. It didn't last a half day in the news.

chambered221 · Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Texas vs California

Here he is practicing for a pack of yotes !!! Laughing