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English Mike
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:40 am    Post subject: Golf Girl Reply with quote

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee,' she said.

'Where?' he asked.

'Between the first and second hole,' she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your feet are too far apart.'
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:14 am    Post subject: Re: Golf Girl Reply with quote

The pre natal class was full of pregnant women with their partners. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "ladies, remember that exercise is good for you & walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier."Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She looked at the men in the room "and gentlemen, remember; you're in this together, so it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
The room became quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the instructor.





"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:47 am    Post subject: Re: Golf Girl Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

That 2nd joke is a "And thats when the fight started". Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:06 am    Post subject: Re: Golf Girl Reply with quote

very good thanks for sharing.

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