Along the same line: A movie company was shooting on the reservation, and to be sure that they would have no weather-related problems, they hired the medicine man at $100 a day to tell them what the weather would be that day.
The first day, the director asked;"What will the weather be like?" The medicine man said: "Squeeee sssss wwrk weather clear and sunny." And he was right.
The next day: Wrrrrk squeeee sssss Partly cloudy, and wind from northeast at 12-15 miles per hour." And he was right.
This kept on for a week or so, when one day, the medicine man said: ssss squeeeee wrrrrkkkk clear and sunny. About 10 a.m., they were hit by a thunderstorm and microburst. The director went to the medicine man, and shouted " I HIRED YOU TO TELL US WHAT THE WEATHER WOULD BE! WHAT WENT WRONG?" You were right every day for almost two weeks!"
He said; " Squeeee ssss wrrrk....Radio broke!"