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Keeping Women Happy
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:18 am    Post subject: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.







A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17.. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes








HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked Very Happy Very Happy

2. Bring alcohol Cheers

Cheers, Vince

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"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Pumpkinslinger
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Vince, now all us married guys know that that is baloney. You CAN'T keep a woman happy!!

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"I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:19 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

No harm in tryin' Punkin. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:12 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Jeez, thought you guys would have learned by now. The two magic words:

Yes Deer !

Best,
Ed

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Aloysius
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:33 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Swampfox, pardon me, I'm not english nor american, but is there a difference between "Deer" and "Dear"? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Sure it is, but in speaking, the two words are pronounced exactly the same Very Happy Very Happy I just could not help myself. You have to watch me; as I might lead you astray talking about lead bullets.

Best,
Ed

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Can't help it...He has hunting on his mind, not sex...



...Hi Stovey...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:52 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Wave


***

Bought the Ex a bowling ball once for xmas. She didnt dig it. Dug it even less when I used it.

Got her a chainsaw for her B-day, too. Also, un-dug.

I cancelled the new shovel I ordered for our Anniversary.

No please'n some people it seems. Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:58 am    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Did you put a bright colored ribbon on those fine gifts? Bet you didn't...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Yup-

I even put the saw in one of them dressed up foofey lunch bags with the handles and some of that fancy colored tissue scrunched up in it.

Wasn't having any part of it.

I jes don't understand wimmins. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

SwampFox wrote:
Jeez, thought you guys would have learned by now. The two magic words:

Yes Deer !

Best,
Ed


You must also say sorry even if you've done nothing to be sorry for and don't ever forget to say "you're right" no matter who's right.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

I guess you guys are starting to understand....I really don't have anything to say (strange for me)

Suz

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
..I really don't have anything to say (strange for me)

Suz



wtf
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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

Suzanne has nothing to say? She's a woman...She's lying... Very Happy

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chambered221
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Keeping Women Happy Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
wtf

Hey Stovey wtf .............that's my line/saying/expression!!! Shocked





Bushmaster wrote:
Suzanne has nothing to say? She's a woman...She's lying... Very Happy

Bushy.... Hope your ladder is close.....you might be a climbing it !!!

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