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100 Pounds for a 3 word desire ...
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:24 pm    Post subject: 100 Pounds for a 3 word desire ... Reply with quote

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five £20 notes, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand. He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,

"Paint my house."

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Re: 100 Pounds for a 3 word desire ... Reply with quote

S W E E T ! ! ! Now that is using the spoken language in an artform.

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