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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:43 am    Post subject: Women Drivers revenge Reply with quote

This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman...in a brand new Holden Calais:

Doing 110 kmh

With her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. Shocked

I looked away for a couple seconds !


When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. Surprised


As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand. Mad

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel:

I knocked my mobile phone away from my ear,

which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins, Shocked Mad

ruined the darn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an important call.


Bloody women drivers!!


Cheers, Vince

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