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Two Guys
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Two Guys Reply with quote

Two guys, one old timer and one young, we'll call em Bushy and 'Mitri, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware Store when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going.'

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says......'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: Two Guys Reply with quote

yes well I can relate to that. Its breast awareness month here and I for one are definately aware of them!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Re: Two Guys Reply with quote

I was thinking that this was another variation of a joke. Kinda along the lines of we'll look for a woman that looks like that, and it seems like your wife would find you then.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Guys Reply with quote

Elvis...You need to put a shirt on and quit lookin' in the mirror at'em... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Guys Reply with quote

thanks for that Bushy.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Guys Reply with quote

Yer most welcome, Elvis... Laughing

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