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the buddies new dog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:36 am    Post subject: the buddies new dog Reply with quote

man heads out shooting with his buddy and the new wonder dog hes been raving about.the morning goes real slow with very little happening.the few ducks they shoot the dog picks up no fuss but not too special either.after the ear bashing the man has had all season about this wonder dog he is a little disapointed as his buddy is still raving about it." look bud " he says "if the plurry dog is so great send it over to the other side of the lake to see if there is anything there". "no problem" he sends dog away... about ten minutes later the dog returns with a stick in his mouth and proceeds to furiously hump the mans leg whilst shaking his head franticaly..shocked by this the man shouts"get this good for nothing mutt of me its lost its marbles bloody wonder dog whats wrong with it" 'nothing at all says the beaming owner you just got to know how to read it. what the dog is trying to tell you is there is more f###ing ducks over there than you can shake a stick at!!!"
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