Mental asylum

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: Mental asylum

During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

" Well " said the director " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub ".

" Oh I understand" said the visitor, "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

" No" said the director ...

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"A normal person would pull out the plug,.
Do you want the bed near the window?"

Vince · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:26 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

take the bed beside mine. Embarassed

Cheers, Vince

OntheLasGallinas · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

I don't guess I'll be rooming with you guys there. Before I read the punch line, I was thinking that all you would have to do is pull the plug. I'll send flowers, and maybe stop by to visit later this week! Very Happy

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:18 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Me too, Carry...Will that be roses Vince..? Laughing

vint2 · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:30 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Could we sneak in a little libation for you??????? Laughing

Maybe something to read?????? ROFL

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

I am reserving the aisle bed.. may need to visit the facilities at night..

Vince · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:39 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Roses...yes mate...they would be nice...oh, and a bowl of plastic fruit.

Libation...sure thing Vint...and I'll have a few beers as well...gotta share them with me mate Gelan.

Any chance of a few copies of Schizso Monthly, the magazine for practicing Schizophrenics ? We could certainly use something to read the time away whilst emptying the bath tub.

Cheers, Vince

vint2 · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:40 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

OK, how's a bout a case to start and we will have more waiting if needed!!!! Smile

Vince · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:57 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

What do ya reckon Gelan...will that get us by for a few hours mate?

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

I think a barbie and a few yabbies would do fine Vince.
Cant have too much alcohol nowadays.. still recovering from me alcoholic diet.

Can't believe this.. just got confirmation that I have to go there again in a couple weeks time!!
Another alcoholic trip for me.. Sad

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Hey!!! You can't leave the "mental assylum"!!! Where do ya think yer goin' anyway...??

Vince · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Damn...I'll be alone...but don't worry mate...I'll cover fer ya...look after your share of the yabbies and beer. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Bushmaster wrote:

Hey!!! You can't leave the "mental assylum"!!! Where do ya think yer goin' anyway...??

I am pretty much going from one mad house to another.. Insane

so it shouldnt make much of a difference where I am .. only the diet changes Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

Sanity is soo over rated anyway, just lookout for the guys in the white coats. :-]

vint2 · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:55 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum

And let's not forget we're all a bunch of nuts here,anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing