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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:30 am    Post subject: All in 7 Days Reply with quote

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.

North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"

"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to them".

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: All in 7 Days Reply with quote

FALPhil...Boy you sure are pickin' on our Aussie friends today...Can't wait for their return... Shooting Popcorn Cheers ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: All in 7 Days Reply with quote

Well, I figure if they can dish it out, they ought to be able to take it.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: All in 7 Days Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Another good one Phil.

You are totally correct mate when you say "if they can dish it out, they ought to be able to take it" If you can't laugh at yourself mate, then you have no right to laugh at others.

Watch this space.

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