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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:04 pm    Post subject: Questions you just can't answer Reply with quote

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Shocked

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Confused

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Confused

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on....... Laughing

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


If anybody can answer these then we'll all be better off for it.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:42 am    Post subject: Re: Questions you just can't answer Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
"See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Bonk Laughing Haha ROFL

Vince, you kill me!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Questions you just can't answer Reply with quote

i sent the kid to school to ask her profes these today...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: Questions you just can't answer Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
Vince wrote:
"See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Bonk Laughing Haha ROFL

Vince, you kill me!!

Ah Gelan old mate......I try.

Cheers, Vince

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