HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 468
BOT: 1
Total: 469
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: News
02: Photo Albums
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Home
11: Your Account
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Your Account
17: Forums
18: Your Account
19: Forums
20: Home
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Your Account
24: Your Account
25: Your Account
26: Forums
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Home
32: Forums
33: Your Account
34: Home
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Photo Albums
40: Your Account
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Photo Albums
49: Photo Albums
50: Home
51: Your Account
52: Home
53: Forums
54: Photo Albums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Your Account
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Photo Albums
77: Forums
78: Your Account
79: Forums
80: Your Account
81: Home
82: Your Account
83: Your Account
84: Photo Albums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Your Account
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Your Account
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Your Account
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Your Account
107: Forums
108: Home
109: News
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Photo Albums
113: Forums
114: Photo Albums
115: Forums
116: Home
117: Photo Albums
118: Photo Albums
119: Forums
120: Photo Albums
121: Home
122: Forums
123: Home
124: Your Account
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Your Account
129: Home
130: Your Account
131: Your Account
132: Home
133: Forums
134: Photo Albums
135: Photo Albums
136: Photo Albums
137: Home
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Your Account
141: Forums
142: Your Account
143: Forums
144: Your Account
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Forums
154: Forums
155: Forums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Photo Albums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Home
166: Forums
167: Forums
168: Photo Albums
169: Forums
170: Home
171: Your Account
172: Articles: Topics
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Your Account
178: Home
179: Forums
180: Statistics
181: Home
182: Photo Albums
183: Photo Albums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Forums
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Photo Albums
193: Forums
194: Forums
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Your Account
200: Photo Albums
201: Photo Albums
202: Forums
203: Home
204: Home
205: Photo Albums
206: Forums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Forums
211: Your Account
212: Home
213: Your Account
214: Your Account
215: Photo Albums
216: Home
217: Photo Albums
218: Forums
219: Forums
220: Forums
221: Photo Albums
222: Photo Albums
223: Your Account
224: News
225: Forums
226: Your Account
227: Forums
228: Home
229: Forums
230: Home
231: Forums
232: Home
233: Photo Albums
234: Your Account
235: Home
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Forums
239: Forums
240: Forums
241: Your Account
242: Forums
243: Home
244: Home
245: Forums
246: Your Account
247: Forums
248: Forums
249: Forums
250: Your Account
251: Photo Albums
252: Forums
253: Home
254: Forums
255: Forums
256: Forums
257: Home
258: Photo Albums
259: Forums
260: Home
261: Forums
262: Forums
263: Your Account
264: Forums
265: Forums
266: Forums
267: Forums
268: Forums
269: Forums
270: Home
271: Forums
272: Forums
273: Photo Albums
274: Forums
275: Forums
276: Your Account
277: Forums
278: Photo Albums
279: Photo Albums
280: Forums
281: Forums
282: Forums
283: Your Account
284: Home
285: Home
286: Home
287: Statistics
288: Forums
289: Home
290: Photo Albums
291: Forums
292: Forums
293: Forums
294: Home
295: Forums
296: Forums
297: Forums
298: Your Account
299: Forums
300: Forums
301: Your Account
302: Photo Albums
303: Forums
304: Home
305: Forums
306: Home
307: Photo Albums
308: Forums
309: Forums
310: Your Account
311: Forums
312: Forums
313: Photo Albums
314: Forums
315: Forums
316: Forums
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Forums
320: Forums
321: Home
322: Forums
323: Forums
324: Photo Albums
325: Your Account
326: Forums
327: Forums
328: Your Account
329: Photo Albums
330: Forums
331: Forums
332: Home
333: Forums
334: Home
335: Your Account
336: Forums
337: Forums
338: Forums
339: Forums
340: Forums
341: Forums
342: Forums
343: Forums
344: Forums
345: Forums
346: Photo Albums
347: Home
348: Your Account
349: Forums
350: Forums
351: Home
352: Forums
353: Forums
354: Forums
355: Your Account
356: Forums
357: Forums
358: Forums
359: Your Account
360: Forums
361: Home
362: Forums
363: Your Account
364: Home
365: Forums
366: Forums
367: Forums
368: Forums
369: Photo Albums
370: Forums
371: Photo Albums
372: Home
373: Forums
374: Home
375: Home
376: Forums
377: Forums
378: Forums
379: Photo Albums
380: Photo Albums
381: Forums
382: Forums
383: Your Account
384: Home
385: Photo Albums
386: Forums
387: Forums
388: Forums
389: Forums
390: Forums
391: Forums
392: Your Account
393: Forums
394: Your Account
395: Forums
396: Photo Albums
397: Forums
398: Forums
399: Photo Albums
400: Forums
401: Photo Albums
402: Your Account
403: Forums
404: Forums
405: Forums
406: Home
407: Forums
408: Forums
409: Forums
410: Photo Albums
411: Forums
412: News
413: Your Account
414: Forums
415: Your Account
416: Forums
417: Your Account
418: Your Account
419: Forums
420: Home
421: Forums
422: Forums
423: Forums
424: Forums
425: Forums
426: Forums
427: Your Account
428: Forums
429: Forums
430: Forums
431: Forums
432: Your Account
433: Forums
434: Forums
435: Forums
436: Forums
437: Photo Albums
438: Forums
439: Forums
440: Forums
441: Forums
442: Your Account
443: Your Account
444: Forums
445: Your Account
446: Forums
447: Forums
448: Photo Albums
449: Forums
450: Forums
451: Forums
452: Forums
453: Forums
454: Forums
455: Forums
456: Forums
457: Forums
458: Forums
459: Home
460: Your Account
461: Forums
462: Forums
463: Forums
464: Your Account
465: Forums
466: Forums
467: Forums
468: Forums
  BOT:
01: News

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

dew spek enquish
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15704
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:17 am    Post subject: dew spek enquish Reply with quote

This takes a little reading but it is funny:

Those of us that have spent a little time in Asia will appreciate this one.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad! ?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."

Confused wtf Confused wtf Confused wtf

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
sniper
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2005
Posts: 735
Location: Utah

PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: dew spek enquish Reply with quote

Awwww, Vince, now you did it! You reminded me of a cruise the missus and I took.
VERY pleasant people. You'd ask them a question...any question, and they'd say, brightly; "Yes, berry good, sank you !" And that would end it!

The Captain was a hoot! "Goot Afternoon, ladies and chentlemen. I am Keptain Von Slooter, mit der noon report. I vas a rezident uf a nooderal coundree during der late unpleasantness in Europe." " Off der port bow ve haf...AMERIKANISHER ZERSTORER! PERISKOP AUF!! TAUCHEN,
Tauchen, Tauchen! Very Happy Very Happy Listed as one of the "better, cheaper cruise lines", But, we did have one heckuva lot of fun! Very Happy
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.