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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: The Bridge Reply with quote

A man was riding his Harley along the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside , what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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I can't post a emoticon that suits this feeling I'm getting now ... aw heck ...

Very Happy Laughing Laughing ROFL Insane Embarassed Laughing Haha Hiding Laughing Faint Embarassed Haha Laughing Insane Very Happy ROFL Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bridge Reply with quote

Haha how bout' POOF!!! you're a woman!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bridge Reply with quote

How 'bout this one 'Mitri.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bridge Reply with quote

Vince,

Not really getting upset, just feeling like I'm going to laugh my insides out with the laughing I was doing. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bridge Reply with quote

Haha ROFL
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