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A Somali arrives in Toronto.....
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:23 am    Post subject: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to the Canada .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
Money for food, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada !"

The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am
Not Canadian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Canadian?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Big D...That is funny even though it might be true it's still funny...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Good one Mr. D. Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Now does that joke only apply to 3rd world country immigrants or to hard working germans like myself?? Confused

oh canada, our home and native land.....hmmhmmmmmmhmmm!

Salute

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:53 am    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Big D, that'd be funny if it wasn't so sadly true...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:10 am    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Weinbender...Only those that live of my tax dollar (welfare, etc)

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Weinbender...Only those that live of my tax dollar (welfare, etc)

Cheers to that partner! Cheers

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:47 am    Post subject: Re: A Somali arrives in Toronto..... Reply with quote

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Weinbender...Only those that live of my tax dollar (welfare, etc)

Cheers to that partner! Cheers

Pheeef! Then that means others are living of my tax dollars too! Very Happy

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