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The math exam
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:49 am    Post subject: The math exam Reply with quote

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________

1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4×4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4×4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:32 am    Post subject: Re: The math exam Reply with quote

I will give it a go.

Name - My name, Jose Jiminez
Gang - Chess Club

#1. 2.307
#2. $1,942.21 (assuming 8 ball is 3.5oz)
#3. 4.1
#4. 1.6oz
#5. 2
#6. $2800, if crime is in California, 25yrs to life and if a gun is used, add 3-10 yrs on top of that, the 2nd charge of murder will lean towards the 25 + 10.
#7 22
#8 22.2%


Sorry, it is a slow day today at work - needed the math challenge to take up some time until a meeting.

Jose

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The math exam Reply with quote

man I remember doing problems like that for my students when I tutored. Only problem is in most districts around here it has to translated into at least 5 languages, including 2 types of Spanish, 1 Russian, white home boy, and the general that it was written in. Also from what I was told can't ask for gang affil. But one can guess from the artwork/graffity that is on the paper instead of the answer.

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