Vampire Bats

Vince · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: Vampire Bats

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. 'OK, follow me', he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

'Do you see that large oak tree over there?' he asked.

YES, YES, YES!!!' the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

'Good for you!' said the first bat,

'Because I @#*%ing didn't.' Mad

Cheers, Vince

shrpshtrjoe · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats

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Thats good vince Very Happy

.....
Joe

fireball 3 · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats

they sure didn't see that comin'Dave

rdncktink · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats

oh man that's good

Morax · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:16 am Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats

hahahhahahaha!!!! oh man where do you get these from?

sniper · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:11 am Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats

VINTAGE Vince! Smile

tracker · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:00 am Post subject: Re: Vampire Bats