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Seniors and dating
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:23 am    Post subject: Seniors and dating Reply with quote

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, were talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers! Then he took me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner...lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we went see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we were coming back to my apartment and he turned into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress and had his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Seniors and dating Reply with quote

Haha Haha hi 1895, I have an aunt edna. maybe I should scan this print it an' send it to her. I bet she'ld get a really good laugh. Dave Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Seniors and dating Reply with quote

the wife works at an assited living for seniors .. she comes home telling me stories of the little ol ladies talking!! man i thought sailors were supposed to have dirty mouths and minds!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:48 am    Post subject: Re: Seniors and dating Reply with quote

1895, Haha

Two of my Mom's sisters are named Dorothy and Edna. If they hadn't passed on already I would have thought it was them Haha

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