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keetoowah
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: duck for sale Reply with quote

thought this my bring a smile to a grossed out crew.


Duck 4 sale.
Needs work.
Quack broken.
Not good around other pets.
$5 or OBO.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:57 am    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

I would be worried as to who would eat who first...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:23 am    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

let it get a little bigger and serve it up as Gator Orange
on a wild rice pilaf bed and sauteed veggies.

my first thought is it white meat or dark?
gator is a white meat, duck isnt.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

Ohh.. goody a guard duck..

Great for security around the house..

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL Very Happy Very Happy
that was too funny


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

Would have been interesting to see the courtship between it's parents Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

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Would have been interesting to see the courtship between it's parents Very Happy

Whats to know, the mean crocodile fell inlove with a small cute furry duck, and the normall things happend and then the crocodile ate the duck sort of like pray maintises. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: duck for sale Reply with quote

hmmmm, or the duck ate the alligator? gelan's guard duck. Laughing

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