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Elephant stew
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:09 am    Post subject: Elephant stew Reply with quote

Elephant stew

1. 1000000 lb Elephant

2 cut up in to small pcs

add seasioning spices etc to your taste


cook over fire for 2 weeks

will have a knofe stew for the whole county
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:32 am    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

Yep they run wild all over North America......... Shocked Surprised Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

They used to until you Canadians rounded them up and herded them all to mexico (Wooly Mamouths). 1895zz was the head wrangler...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

WOnder if Elephant make good jerky..

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

Bushy,..... 1895zz was my grand pappy just so's you know. Very Happy

gelandangan actually jerk ee..... did come to mind Surprised Shocked Mr. Green Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:43 am    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

Yummmm Jerky,


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
WOnder if Elephant make good jerky..

Gidday Gelan......I reckon that it would be better than horse jerky mate. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:09 am    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
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Noooooo.....elephants don't make good jerky. It's like the horse...they have trouble holding the knife! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Elephant stew Reply with quote

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WOnder if Elephant make good jerky..


Noooooo.....elephants don't make good jerky. It's like the horse...they have trouble holding the knife! Laughing

Hey Snipes.....They use a BIG knife and hold in in their trunk mate. They do have problems picking up the small pieces of meat though....especially if they have just cut their toe nails. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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