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7 degrees of blonde
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:23 am    Post subject: 7 degrees of blonde Reply with quote

FIRST DEGREE:

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to
know if the coast is clear."

`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:

SECOND DEGREE:

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a
compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde handed her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me! "


`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-

THIRD DEGREE:

A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she went out and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to
take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She took
the gun and put it to her head.
The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"

`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:

FOURTH DEGREE:

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."

`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:

FIFTH DEGREE:

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:- .,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-

SIXTH DEGREE:

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat
in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said,
"That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"

`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*: -.,_,.-:*?`?*:

SEVENTH DEGREE:

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."

Cheers, Vince

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(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: 7 degrees of blonde Reply with quote

Haha

Dimitri

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1895ss
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Joined: Jul 21, 2005
Posts: 2613
Location: West of Here!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:40 pm    Post subject: Re: 7 degrees of blonde Reply with quote

Those are pretty good Vince. I don't know where you get them all. Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: 7 degrees of blonde Reply with quote

ROFL Keep Um Comin Vince ROFL

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