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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:

1.. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3 . 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the weekend:
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he
said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Hm, this is getting scary...some od this sorta sounds a little familiar.

Cheers, Vince

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:38 am    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

Daymn .. It aint much to look forward to... scary!!

So how do you oldies manage? Very Happy

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1895ss
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:

So how do you oldies manage? Very Happy

I can hardly wait to see what some of the "older gents" have to say ........ Laughing

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

Buuurrrppp...faaarrttt...Aaaaahhhh...Feel much better now...You were saying???

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:38 am    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

What Bushy said. Whew......somebody open a window. Very Happy
Yotebuster[b]

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fireball 3
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

Smile Smile what a cite, You folks have all the fun. Hey,it's raining in northern calif. Dave Very Happy Very Happy
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d_hoffman
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Re: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER Reply with quote

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I resemble that remark........HAHAHAHAHA

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