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"Alert" for our U.S. friends
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: "Alert" for our U.S. friends Reply with quote

A man is driving along I-95 just out side of Washington when he encounters a traffic jam. Nothing is moving in either direction.

After sitting for quite some time a man comes and knocks on his window.

The driver rolls his window down and asks, "What's the hold-up?"

The man at the window responds, "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pellosi and are demanding $100 million each for their return or they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire in the middle of the freeway. I'm going from car to car asking for donations."

The driver asks, "Well, how much is everyone giving?"

"So far, on average, everyone's giving about a gallon each."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:39 am    Post subject: Re: "Alert" for our U.S. friends Reply with quote

Well gee, put me down fer a gallon 'er two then. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:52 am    Post subject: Re: "Alert" for our U.S. friends Reply with quote

I've got a zippo lighter if it'll help Smile

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