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Another Blonde Joke
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:51 am    Post subject: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she comes out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:23 am    Post subject: Re: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Good thing it didn't say she had a virus! Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

A blonde calls her husband to come to where she is because she is having trouble with a jigsaw puzzle. She is very upset and near tears saying she cannot find even one piece that looks like the tiger on the box……The husband takes he by the hand and says “Lets go have some tea and calm you down, I’ll clean up the Frosted Flakes later”. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

Man, we sure are tough on them blondes ......................... Haha
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:54 am    Post subject: Re: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

Speaking of jigsaw puzzles:

2 blondes walk into a bar and order drinks. When their drinks arrive they toast each other and shout 21 days! and knock back the drinks. They do this repeatedly, shouting 21 days at each shot and tossing them back. Finally, the bartender asks why. The spokesblonde tells him:

"Well, y'know how people are always saying us blondes are stupid?"

Bartender kind of nods uncomfortably.

"Well, we got this jigsaw puzzle that we did together, on the side of the box it said 3 to 5 years, but it only took us 21 days!"

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Re: Another Blonde Joke Reply with quote

Another good one .......... ! Thanks tracker. Haha

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