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A Long Life
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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:05 am    Post subject: A Long Life Reply with quote

A tough old Florida cowboy decided to counsel his young grandson on how to live a good long life. He sat the boy down and told him his secret of
longevity was to sprinkle a very small pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal
each morning.

The grandson respected his elderly grandfather, heeded his advice and lived to the ripe old age of 110!

When the grandson passed he left 4 children; 21 grandchildren; 32 great grandchildren; 10 great-great grandchildren and a 50 X 80 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:38 am    Post subject: Re: A Long Life Reply with quote

This one is a classic. ROFL

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