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Why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: Why Muslim terrorists are so quick to Reply with quote

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
Commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door

Because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell

Of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses

And veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Seems like a no brainer to me.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Re: Why Muslim terrorists are so quick to Reply with quote

ROFL

Dimitri

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