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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:48 am Post subject: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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Guts and Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you better informed, a definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Dimitri
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:11 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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10Ring,
I'd be more afrid of other things I know the Italian girls I know would do other then the cement shoes
Dimitri
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515034s10ring Super Member
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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Yeah but a silencer isn't any good.
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When you constantly talk with your hands!
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:10 am Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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A rope works...Kinky....How about Duct tape?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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Nope, no truck......YET.
That's because she's at work
Although i have heard northern Italians aren't violent.......It's just too bad she's sothern Italian and Sicilian
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Differnce between Guts and Balls! |
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_________________ Why no......I'm really not an outdoorsmsn at all. But i did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
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