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pete4d
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Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:39 pm Post subject: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:51 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

Tremblay
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Location: Malta, Montana

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the fol
_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain

Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
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Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:19 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
classic. not over done at all. _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:38 am Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
Done to a turn. Just right. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

PaulS
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Joined: Feb 18, 2006
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
The timing is perfect as Pillsbury has placed a recall on some of their flour products over concerns of salmonella poisoning. See the news HERE _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

Bushmaster
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
Gettin' the hell out while the gettins' good. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Vince
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Joined: May 25, 2005
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi

Bushmaster wrote:

Gettin' the hell out while the gettins' good.

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Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

OldSchoolRanger
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:03 pm Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
Had me in stitches!

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