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Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say
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515034s10ring
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:53 pm    Post subject: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

1. Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

3. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

4. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

6. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

7. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

8. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

9. Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry about that-it's no big deal.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

The last one is correct as stated...10ring. As the father of 4 boys and 1 daughter every day is Father's Day. Even though they are all gone and makin' their own way in this world....I don't celibrate only one day...I celibrate every day..... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

Hell.....If i make it upto 40 and over 50 i'd be celebrating everyday myself Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

Yup...I wake up every morning and say to myself...Look! It's gonna be a good day...I'm being given one more day...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

AMEN to that!!!!! I already do it now Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Things you'll NEVER hear a Dad say Reply with quote

Very Happy

I've got to wonder about some of thouse though Shocked

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