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CapJones
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:32 am Post subject: The Right Number
A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant.. Amidst their chatting, one of them approaches the receptionist: "Table for 8, please" "Are you sure, Mister?" she replied. "I can see there are actually 9 of you here" "What? No, you're mistaken. We're 8 people, look" He turns around, and begins doing a head count: "0, 1, 2, 3..."

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:15 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:57 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
Careful Vince...He's after your crown. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number
Challenge accepted _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:52 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number
very good..... _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:23 am Post subject: Re: The Right Number

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A bit of Byte no doubt !!! Laughing

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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number

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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: The Right Number
A bit over byte _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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