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Toadlet Member
Joined: Apr 16, 2016 Posts: 37
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:12 am Post subject: ISIS prisoners |
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A left wing politician, a TV reporter and a SAS trooper were captured by ISIS. They were sentenced to death by beheading. The ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before sentence was carried out.
The politician ask to hear a rendering of the "Solidarity Forever "
The reporter asked that the beheading to be televised so that even when he was dead, his face would be on TV.
The SAS trooper asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
This was carried out, as the last kick landed the trooper pulled a hidden 9mm pistol out of his smock shot three terrorists dead, grabbed a fallen AK47 and killed the rest of the terrorists.
The other two were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before drawing the gun. Because, said the trooper, when we get back home, I don't want you pair of mongrels saying it was an unprovoked attack !!
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:40 am Post subject: Re: ISIS prisoners |
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Nah.
Religion of peace rectification system.
A short cross
Sharp nails
In a field of starving feral pigs.
No 72 virgins in your future achmed, just pig shit.
Remove rest of family from country back to third world shithole of origin.
Sell all family assets as reparations for victims.
50% tax on all practticioners of the religion of peace above and beyond normal tax rates.
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: ISIS prisoners |
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I needed that chuckle! Thanks, Todlet.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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Toadlet Member
Joined: Apr 16, 2016 Posts: 37
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: ISIS prisoners |
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It was my dad Mike that posted this here
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