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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:46 pm    Post subject: Panic ------ Reply with quote

Yes sir no go

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

That is scary!! Thanks for today's chuckle!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

just as well I drink tea...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

I honestly don't know if I would be able to drink that coffee. My butt would be puckered that tight from fear it would create a vacuum within my body.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:14 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
My butt would be puckered that tight from fear it would create a vacuum within my body.

Vince, you are a funny guy. Guess you could enjoy all the beans you wanted.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Vince wrote:
My butt would be puckered that tight from fear it would create a vacuum within my body.

Vince, you are a funny guy. Guess you could enjoy all the beans you wanted.

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:42 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Vince wrote:
My butt would be puckered that tight from fear it would create a vacuum within my body.

Vince, you are a funny guy. Guess you could enjoy all the beans you wanted.

I know this will sound scary but, if he did wouldn't he implode?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:03 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

just plain weird that one.....its like giant back boobies!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

She should be wearing a "No Smoking within 50 feet" sign.

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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 10:24 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

A hateful woman once told Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband, I
would poison your tea." He replied, "If you were my wife, I would gladly
drink it!"

Supposedly true.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:15 am    Post subject: Re: Panic ------ Reply with quote

yip that about sums up married life at times.

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