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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:34 pm    Post subject: Almost Reply with quote

A customer almost died in front of me today!!
But then i counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer.
She never knew..

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Almost Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Been there, done that...many times mate. There are quite a few people out there still alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:20 am    Post subject: Re: Almost Reply with quote

my old boss once said to me
"all customers bring us joy, some when they come, and some when they leave"
deep breaths Mate......

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:30 am    Post subject: Re: Almost Reply with quote

Sometimes a customer appreciates your service and shows it. A rare but rewarding experience.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:34 am    Post subject: Re: Almost Reply with quote

YUP, I know the feeling.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 1:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Almost Reply with quote

Ah the joys of retail.....
With any luck I may be back in the work force in the next few weeks.
Must reset the bullshit limit switch and learn to bite my tongue again......

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