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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:22 pm    Post subject: True crime story... Reply with quote

Oh this is classic...as good as the guy who would throw a chips in front passing buses and watch the seagulls scream in after them...passing bus, flying seagulls...SPLAT

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:17 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

eeeuuwwww imagine the amount of poohs the poor cleaner would have to deal with.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
eeeuuwwww imagine the amount of poohs the poor cleaner would have to deal with.

Imagine the laughs it would get as well mate. Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Its got me laughing.....

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:21 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Its got me laughing.....

My sick sense of humour sees a very funny side to this. I can visualise the seagulls going crazy over the chips, the close proximity of the people and the confined space. Yep...it would be hilarious, a real scream.

It would almost be as funny as the time when I was in the Army back in the mid 70's, we did a formal parade in Brisbane's King George Square in from of the Town Hall. All was going well until we fired three volleys using L1A1 SLR rifles in 7.62mm NATO. Now normally this isn't a problem, but with the close proximity of the many tall buildings and the nice quiet night...when all the pigeons had settled down for a wee snooze...the first volley fired by 30 SLR rifles Shooting woke the pigeons wtf , Shocked scared the sh1te out of them scared , literally, Fart (x hundreds) as they took off en masse and flew in crazy circles overhead. The second volley frightened whatever else was left in their bowels out Embarassed and they took off in every direction to get away. The third volley was a bit of an anti climax after that. No doubt there were a number of kids who came close to filling their pants as well. I don't think there was a single person left in King George Square that didn't have bird sh1t on them somewhere. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:02 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Now Vince that is a good one , U-tube would probably have a million views for that. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:39 am    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Anything like dumping a bag of garter snakes from a theater balcony during a horror movie?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

That sounds like fun to me! The sea gulls the snakes the firing squad...I'll have to think a bit......we got stumps, beer, ants some lingering trash, hhhmmm it's winter tho....could feed the bears till spring off of the trash...........that draws more ants, leave the beer cans for them to clean up...I dunno I'm not good at this...maybe invite some brownie scouts to stay the night and have some cub scouts arrive early the next morning......I dunno...




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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

wtf Ya'll got issues !!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Anything like dumping a bag of garter snakes from a theater balcony during a horror movie?

Them snakes are harmless aren't they Bushy? Would be an absolute scream dumping them like that though...there would be wet, smelly and dirty pants and seats everywhere I reckon. Very Happy Very Happy Yuck Yuck Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

Yup...Harmless...Rumor has it that it cleared the theater in 5 minutes. I really wouldn't know...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: True crime story... Reply with quote

And I got kicked out of a theater for throwing popcorn puffs at people below the balcony...
I mean if I had known I was gonna get kicked out and had some snakes...
It would have been worth it. Smile

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