Gunfight (Nha)

marque2011 · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:19 am Post subject: Gunfight (Nha)

A war in Afganistan. The soldiers of US are in the gunfight against Arab rebels. A voice from US trench shouts:
- Alli!
- Me!, - tells an Arab and stands up from the trench.
USs shoot. Straight to Alli’s head.
Again the US voice:
- Ahmed!
- Me! – another Arab stands up.
A shot again. One more Arab is dead.
The rebels now got the tactics of the USs and try to use it themselves:
- Jason!
Dead silence.
- Jason!,- once again shout an Arab.
Still silence… After a while a US shouts:
- Who’s been calling Jason?
- Me!

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How should it feel for Chinese tourists bringing home MADE IN CHINA souvenirs from any country they visit...jokes on nha khoa

Vince · Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

Elvis · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:13 am Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:35 am Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

Reminds me of the "ting" of M1 Garand clip trick of WWII.

Vince · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:35 pm Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

Bushmaster wrote:

Reminds me of the "ting" of M1 Garand clip trick of WWII.

I'm not familiar with that Bushy...you'll have to post it up so I can read it mate.

Elvis · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:29 pm Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

oh come on Vince.......even a young fella like me knows that one....
Ol Sally springfield was clip fed, when clip emptied it went "piiiinnnng" off into distance...time to reload...or charge as case maybe.

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:19 am Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

Elvis wrote:

oh come on Vince.......even a young fella like me knows that one....
Ol Sally springfield was clip fed, when clip emptied it went "piiiinnnng" off into distance...time to reload...or charge as case maybe.

Yeah, I know all of that mate...thought there might be another story utilising the TIIIIINNNNGGGGGG of the empty clip. Something like this...

General Ali Morehammered and his group of the Republican Guard are on their way out of Baghdad after burning it to the ground.

When he gets out into the desert he sees a lone American Marine up atop a big sand hill, cussing him, the Republican Guard and the entire Iraqi Army.

"We can't have this," Morehammered says to his command staff. "I mean, we got Al Jazeera with us, The Angry Arab News Service/وكالة أنباء العربي الغاضب, and this infidel is making us look bad."

So he turns to a sergeant and says, "Sergeant, send our best jihadi, Hasn't bin LaidYet, up there to get that Infidel off the sand hill."

So the guy goes up and a few minutes later he comes flying off the mountain and lands in a bloody clump at Morehammered's feet.

Says Morehammered: "Send 10 men up there."

All 10 are killed and thrown off the sand hill.

Again says Morehammered: "Send 100 men up there to get that Infidel."

One by one, 99 Iraqi soldiers are thrown, dead, off the mountain. The last one crawls back down the mountain to General Morehammered, bleeding from every point of his body. He looks up and says:

"It's a trick, General. There's two of them."

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:46 am Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

That's an old Sailors joke. It started out to be a platoon of US Marines and two US Sailors.

The "TTTIIIINNNNGGG" was the sound of a M1 clip as it exited the rifle. The germans would hear that and think it was safe to charge only to find out that the US soldier had deliberatly threw one out to bait the german to charge...Bang...Bang. Dead german.

PaulS · Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:34 am Post subject: Re: Gunfight (Nha)

I always wondered if it was really audible over the gunfire, screaming and other sounds of battle. One would think that a minor sound would just become part of the filtered background noise.