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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:13 am    Post subject: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

Now this is a worry ?


Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:09 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

Haha That is Hillari-us..

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:35 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

Dear clueless,
Get a blue dress and kneel down at his feet. You don't belong in the white house you belong in a prison!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

what would the Kennedy's think of all the shenanigans going on now????

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:58 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

They did it as well, they just didnt get caught.
Remember "Happy Birthday Mr President"............

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Abby - PRICELESS Reply with quote

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqolSvoWNck

All the Kennedy's were bad boys, at least John had some b@ll$ for a president, and far better taste than Bill.

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