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Navy Biscuits
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 1:03 am    Post subject: Navy Biscuits Reply with quote

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

The Chief replied, "I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that’s the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 2:57 am    Post subject: Re: Navy Biscuits Reply with quote

Bring forth the wire brush and dettol, that man!

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 5:59 am    Post subject: Re: Navy Biscuits Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Bring forth the wire brush and dettol, that man!

Scratch Confused wtf Shocked Shocked Shocked Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: Navy Biscuits Reply with quote

How about these for biscuit printing?

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 2:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Navy Biscuits Reply with quote

For the uninitiated;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAL7zjuby0

Bushy,
Give baking a worl with the buckle impressions, send photos.

The above is the result of sever boredom from only having one usuable arm, and its only day 3 out of 6 weeks........

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