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Panda Bear
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Azar
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:14 pm    Post subject: Panda Bear Reply with quote

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks,“What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”

The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read:

“Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Very Happy BA-dum-dum!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

Groan!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

More GROANS....but funny nonetheless

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

K 1 W 1 = eats roots shoots and leaves

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:09 am    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

Dont forget lying around on bondi beach bludging on tne dole.....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

Azar, you just wiped out my chuckle from the milk bath.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:33 am    Post subject: Re: Panda Bear Reply with quote

You must have read them in the wrong order then. Wink
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