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Donut Slayer Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:24 pm Post subject: Quick thinker |
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A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.
The man persisted and asked to see the manager.
The boy said he'd ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager: 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.'
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?'
‘Canada, sir,' the boy replied.
'Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked.
The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there.'
‘Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'
‘No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'
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Vince Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 13369 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:58 pm Post subject: Re: Quick thinker |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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slimjim Super Member


Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 7332 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:13 pm Post subject: Re: Quick thinker |
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DS, I needed that laugh!! Thanks, much!
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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Bushmaster Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 10433 Location: Ava, Missouri
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gelandangan Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 5802 Location: Sydney Australia
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