HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 1
Visitors: 255
BOT: 2
Total: 258
Who Is Where:
 Members:
01: Tremblay > Forums
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Home
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Photo Albums
06: Forums
07: Home
08: Your Account
09: Home
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Your Account
13: Photo Albums
14: Forums
15: Home
16: Forums
17: Home
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Home
23: Home
24: Home
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Photo Albums
29: Photo Albums
30: Forums
31: Your Account
32: Your Account
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Your Account
38: Your Account
39: Forums
40: Home
41: Forums
42: Your Account
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Your Account
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Photo Albums
54: Your Account
55: Home
56: Photo Albums
57: Forums
58: Photo Albums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Home
62: Your Account
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Your Account
66: Home
67: Your Account
68: Forums
69: Your Account
70: Your Account
71: Forums
72: Home
73: Forums
74: Your Account
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Your Account
81: Forums
82: Photo Albums
83: Home
84: Your Account
85: Home
86: Forums
87: Photo Albums
88: Photo Albums
89: Your Account
90: Forums
91: Photo Albums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Photo Albums
95: Home
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Forums
99: Your Account
100: Your Account
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Your Account
104: Forums
105: Home
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Your Account
115: Forums
116: Your Account
117: Forums
118: Your Account
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Home
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Home
125: Forums
126: Your Account
127: Forums
128: Photo Albums
129: Your Account
130: Forums
131: Home
132: Home
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Your Account
138: Forums
139: Home
140: Home
141: Forums
142: Photo Albums
143: Home
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Your Account
147: Forums
148: Home
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Forums
153: Your Account
154: Home
155: Forums
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Home
162: Photo Albums
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Home
166: Forums
167: Photo Albums
168: Forums
169: Home
170: Forums
171: Forums
172: Photo Albums
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Forums
178: Home
179: Your Account
180: Home
181: Home
182: Forums
183: Home
184: Photo Albums
185: Forums
186: Home
187: Forums
188: Your Account
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Forums
194: Your Account
195: Forums
196: Your Account
197: Home
198: Forums
199: Photo Albums
200: Forums
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Forums
205: Your Account
206: Photo Albums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Forums
211: Home
212: Forums
213: Forums
214: Forums
215: Home
216: Home
217: Forums
218: Forums
219: Forums
220: Forums
221: Forums
222: Forums
223: Forums
224: Photo Albums
225: Forums
226: Photo Albums
227: Forums
228: Forums
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Home
232: Photo Albums
233: Forums
234: Forums
235: Your Account
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Photo Albums
239: Home
240: Your Account
241: Photo Albums
242: Home
243: Forums
244: Home
245: Home
246: Home
247: Forums
248: Home
249: Forums
250: Your Account
251: Forums
252: Your Account
253: Forums
254: Home
255: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824095
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

OSAMA'S GENIE
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15715
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:54 am    Post subject: OSAMA'S GENIE Reply with quote

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said

"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said
"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman and said
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in
my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off !"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with - Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.

Allah (Peace be unto Him) is good!

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5944

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Re: OSAMA'S GENIE Reply with quote

Very Happy

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
sniper
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2005
Posts: 735
Location: Utah

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:51 am    Post subject: Re: OSAMA'S GENIE Reply with quote

ROFL Only three?
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.