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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:25 am    Post subject: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Royal New Zealand Navy has just upgraded its fleet to give it more striking power in the Pacific Region, a region where China is starting to flex its muscles and makes its presence felt.

The NZ opposition party has voiced it’s concern with the extravagant outlay and the impact it will havet on the NZ budget which has suffered big setbacks since the Global Financial Crisis.

Attached is a picture of the fleet leaving Auckland Harbour this morning.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:54 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Wait for it...........

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:54 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

some how I just knew that a sheep was involved. Cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:51 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Has anyone ever noticed the fixation on sheep by the Australians and New Zealanders?

Must not have many women down there.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:42 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Ouch!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

I heard that in Australia there were a surplus of single women...

Maybe the sheep are the reason?

But sheep can't cook...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

...but they do cook up well Paul. Love a nice lamb roast.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Our Long White Clouds cuzins are suspiciously missing ... for now..

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

So.......sheep and women...what's the connection Bushy?




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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

And all this time I thought you were an ol...aah...sailor and should know about these things.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

TOUCHE Elvis...great come back mate. Salute Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:00 am    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

By a bunch of "ewe" boats??

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Reply with quote

Punny!

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