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PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:59 pm    Post subject: Potatoes Reply with quote

For our North American brethren Richie Benaud is a famous Australian cricket player, once the Captain of the Australian cricket team and went on since 1976 to be a cricket sports presenter on channel 9 in oz.

Potatoes
Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'.
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato'.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would eat properly so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for those hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries, and when she went out West, she must watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
They sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ). So that when she graduated she'd really be "in the Chips".
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Richie Benaud.


"Richie Benaud!!!!", they cried.

They were very upset and told Yam "You can't possibly marry Richie Benaud because he's just .........


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:41 am    Post subject: Re: Potatoes Reply with quote

very punny

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:18 am    Post subject: Re: Potatoes Reply with quote

Pete...my crown is up on top of the ladder mate...you deserve it after that one. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: Potatoes Reply with quote

I have been rendered absolutely speechless. Surprised Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Potatoes Reply with quote

Yep, Sorry Vince you have to relinquish the crown after that oneā€¦.

The battle is ON AGAIN!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Potatoes Reply with quote

No mention of the "Homie-fries"........Damn racist !!!

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