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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:45 am    Post subject: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them,
they could ride their bikes and that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later,the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was
agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had freesnacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided
they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if
they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed theywould meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age,the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:04 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Will Bushy be there?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Will Bushy be there?

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:48 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

@#$%^&*!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:28 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
@#$%^&*!!!

is this the real Bushmaster or a chinese copy... ?
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PaulS
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Hey Bushy, lets go out to the south 40 and plug some digger holes!

That'll get your mind off the old codgers here.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Geriatrics!

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:43 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Who are you guts ??????

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:55 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Point guts?



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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

OOOPPSY----- GUYS ---- A WONDERING FINGER IS TO BLAME I THINK

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

a wandering finger can get a man in a whole heap of trouble.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

Too true Elvis, too true

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Jack's Reply with quote

It has happened

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